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Track list and MP3 samples:
| 1. | Convocation |
| 2. | Uncle Earl's Hairpiece |
| 3. | The Valentine's Day Song |
| 4. | Sarah |
| 5. | Harry Potter |
| 6. | I Hate Mosquitos |
| 7. | Midnight musings upon completing the works of Byzantine philosopher Iohannes Philoponus, Act II, scene iii |
| 8. | Still the Shortest |
| 9. | Rubber Monkey |
| 10. | Doug |
| 11. | Hicksville |
| 12. | Jon Boy Jon |
| 13. | Hicksville reprise |
| 14. | Witch Doctor |
| 15. | Squirrels |
One-minute sampler of the entire CD, for those of you with short attention spans