Oh, our plans will work. Pesticides Man! We must go build our Pesti-color cannon, before they find the secret plans!

Wow.

Ha, I admit to foiling your attempt to spell pesticides, as well as keeping thousands of acres of good ol' Kansas grain from becoming inebriated with gallons of poisonous pesticdes! Your plans shall never triumph!

What? How did that letter escape me?!?! Bah, I'll get it next time. This is all Veggie Man's fault!

You really should work on your spelling you know. Sheesh. A bad guy that doesn't even know how to spell pesticide!

What? Evil doesn't always have to strike first! We were already sawing pesicided logs because he stood there doing nothing!

Erm, I think Veggie Man fell asleep due to lack of action on the bad guys side.

Veggie Man, you seem oddly quiet. Does that mean you've given up? Is victory finally and rightfully ours?

Wow...I love this thing.

Our whole family still loves your music. I just played Star Wars for my 4th graders this year; they loved it. At least 3 asked where they could buy it. Missed seeing you at San Raphael this year.

Isn't Danny Boy Scottish?

My cape is made entirely out of soy products... ONES THAT HAVE HAD PESTICIDES USED ON THEM!! MUA HA HAAA!!

OMG! I found Moosebutter on project playlist while searching star wars and fell in love! John Williams IS the man! Please continue to rock!

OMG! I found Moosebutter on project playlist while searching star wars and fell in love! John Williams IS the man! Please continue to rock!

I'll write more when I'm through winning my 23 gold medals.

Also, I am no longer dating Christopher Walken.

I swear, this moosebook has cycles . . . like tides . . . maybe Michael Phelps will be the next one to come back. Or that grammar police guy

Here we go again.....

I love moosebutter!!! Rock on!!

Aha! So Veggie Man has come back! I will once again fight with Pesticides Man for the life of chemicalized veggies!

You've gone too far this time Pesticides Man! A cape made entirely of toxins?!? I'll stop you in your tracks you veggie hater!

Pesticides Man makes his return! And I have a new cape too! Prepare for war, Veggie Man!!!

I freakin love you guys....I sing your songs daily and freakout as many people as I can while singing. ^_^ You are the best!!!

Some friends of mine introduced me to Moosebutter after singing several rousing choruses of the Star Wars song and getting "Wheet! Wheet! was the music in the night" thoroughly stuck in my head one afternoon. I had to come and look y'all up. Glad that I did.

Also, some little kids I babysat for have been corrupted by the Star Wars song. They made me sing the chorus (which was all I knew at the time) for half an hour end to end. So, please be informed that your fanbase now includes six children under the age of ten. Expect crayon drawings soon.

hey!!! you cant end until you come and perform in davis county!!!!!!!!! you promised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is this "Official moosebutter press conference to announce their break-up." what the heck is this! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been searching for a very long time and can't find the Hulk impersination video... Any hints?

I knew you heard me! If only my hearing aids had been turned on

Hey Weston, nice job working the BYU float at the parade. I yelled your name but you didn't hear me. At least, I think it was you. Or your clone.

Just wondering, does moosebutter have a performance at the Freedom Festival?

Wow. Over almost two months since I've last posted. Moosebutter Rocks!

...and I agree with everyone moosebutter forever!

Moosebutter forever!!!!

So Moosebutter is officially coming to an end then? They officially break up in april??? How very depressing T_T

s*p*a*m* Stuff Posing As Meat


it is very true

Chris is so cute! i love moosebutter they are so cool and funny! i want them to come back and preform in Blanding, UT again!

Loved the concert yesterday. You guys always make me happy. :)

Hey, there's a picture of you guys in my yearbook! It's from the assembly you did at our school (Mountain View), and it's a pretty sweet picture! :D

i love moosebutter and hope that it will become available on itunes soon!!!

Hey guys!! Haven't seen you in a while! I am hoping that I can come see you on june 6th! I'm so excited right now for no reason!

Dang . . . why do you have to have a concert while I'm out of state? I'll miss it

Um...no, Megan is the one that wants you to come. I had no participation in that talk.
Did you know that today is National Dance Like a Chicken day?
I didn't even know there was a day celebrating dancing like a chicken. What do I know?

Have a GREAT day!

Hey!
So... I am in English class and I just finished a essay test....DADA-DAAAAAA!
Actually it wasn't that bad.
But anyways lets get back to important matters...
Um... I don't really have any important matters...
Oh this is... *awekward*... (say in high squeaky voice, but in hushed tone also)
So....BUTTONS!
Never mind
Um... Well...
My best friends Kiersten and Caitlin were wondering if you would come to Indiana and sing at our church prom.
It would be A-MAZING!
So... I still have to ask you a very SERIOUS question..... BABA-BAAAAAAAAHM
~"Do fish like bananas?"
~It is important we need to know the answer.
~Quickly before the evil Prognotion come back to earth.
Sorry I'm really bored, can you tell?
Well I'm going to go read a book now.
and remember...
Don't let the lightbulbs steal your raisins!

Bye
~Megan

HEY!
Wat up MOOSEBUTTER!!
I'm bored.
So I figured I'd tell you.
Bye
~Megan

Sorry ya'll
The other two videos are at the bottom of that message I am not quite sure what happened there but... Ok
~Megan

Hey Ya'll
Check out Caitlin, Kiersten, and Myself in our crazy videos.
They're SUPER Hilarious.
Just go to www.youtube.com and search any one of these 5 videos;
So...The Shark Ate The Rhino,
The Tent,
and Breakfast.
They're all by Eeyorefan27 so just incase you can't figure out which one to watch look for that screen name.
Kay
Bye
~Megan
Just Plain Randomness,
Just Plain Randomness: Wal~Mart,
and

Ahh, the guestbook is just as full of spastic fans as ever before, great job, moosebutter!

Along with "Still the Shortest" and the "I Love My Tile" song.
When you coming to Texas? I know a lot of people (including myself) who would give about anything to go see you.

Sooo.... Who is the one trying to sound like the Johnny Bravo version of Donny Osmond on "I Hate Mosquitoes"?
I think my favorite might be "Midnight Musings" Call me weird. I'm used to it.

I have noticed that for some time you don't a Wikipedia page. Any suggestions on how to solve this dire situation?
p.s please answer this

hio ya'll
do you guys like not like to answer my questions? i asked this ? in august of 07 and you never answered it so i shall write over and over until you answer it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey why is I Shop At DI a retired song now? It's one of my favorites. expecially when you sang it for Dave the Davis County Moose!! Go Davis County!!!!!!

Hey Wat up MOOSEBUTTER
I'm comin straight at cha... HERE WE GO!
So Hows it goin?
Still wishin you would come to Indiana.
Bye
~Megan

@Kiersten:
The "break-up" announcement was on April 1st. There are still upcoming shows. It was a joke.

Wait so was it a joke!?!?!? I've just been in denial about it so I haven't really researched it. I just know that Caitlin and Megan told me you were breaking up.

it's a joke right!? RIGHT!?!?!?

HEY my wonderfully amazing several entries are now at the bottom of the page. It's wierd to think that it was so long ago! Thanks for all the help you gave me through the long hours of piano class. THe other Mormons who took and all got in the same class together are in it now...I think I'll give them this advice:
GO TO MOOSEBUTTER.COM it will forever make you happy!

I saw that back in January and as soon as I saw the date I knew it was a joke.

So... Was it a joke?

So today's the day. Is it true?

Thank You very much Adam!
I applaud your sending me brain waves to make me happier.
My friend Caitlin and I have actually been thinking that it was a joke for about aweek and a half but your brain waves, I'm sure, helped a lot.
I do hope that it is a joke because if its not...
AHHHHHHHHH and then :(
But again THANK YOU!! :)

Hey Megan from Indiana, a word to the wise
I don't think that they're really breaking up. I mean, look at the date for their supposed "official news conference to announce their break-up". April 1st. April Fools Day, right? So,I think it's all just a big April Fool's Day joke/scam. If not, moosebutter, A-HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(the funny thing, megan, is that I intended to send this message earlier, but it seemed to be too big, but you seemed to have cheered up, so maybe the mere intention of trying to send you this message sent you psychic/subconscious brainwaves that told my message and cheered you up). Anyways, I was looking up the word "adulation" to make it sure was a real word('cause I wasn't sure it was) on dictionary.com, and it actually had an entry that translated it into 30 languages, so here it is for your viewing pleasure:
Arabic: تÙ?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ø? Ù?Ù?دÙ?اÙ?Ù?Ù?Ù?Ù?
Chinese (Simplified): ��
Chinese (Traditional): ��
Czech: obdiv
Danish: overdreven tilbedelse; overdreven smiger
Dutch: bewieroking
Estonian: ülistamine
Finnish: palvonta
French: adulation
German: Vergötterung
Greek: Ï?Ï?Ï?λή αÏ?οÏ?ίÏ?Ï?η, δοÏ?λικÏ?Ï?ηÏ?α
Hungarian: rajongás
Icelandic: oflof, skjall
Indonesian: sanjungan, puji-pujian
Italian: adulazione
Japanese: ã??ã?³ã?¸ã?¤ã??ã??
Korean: ì??ì??, ì¶?ì¢?
Latvian: pÄ?rspÄ«lÄ?ta slavinÄ?Å¡ana
Lithuanian: garbinimas
Norwegian: overdreven tilbedelse, smisking
Polish: wychwalanie, cielÄ?cy zachwyt
Portuguese (Brazil): adulação
Portuguese (Portugal): adulação
Romanian: adulaţie, adulare
Russian: низкопоклонÑ?Ñ?во
Slovak: obdiv
Slovenian: malikovanje
Spanish: adulación
Swedish: underdånig dyrkan
Turkish: gereÄ?inden fazla övme, pohpohlama
And now I'm sure I'll have the honor of sending the longest entry, but make doubly sure, here also for your viewing pleasure, the moment you've all been waiting for, when one of the greatest mysteries of the universe is about to be solved: THE MEAT (and the other ingredients) IN THE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!! brought to you by spam.com:
Pork, ham, salt, water, sugar, and Sodium nitrate

Wow. I can't believe it's been two years since we traveled to Chicago to see you. It's amazing, all this time, and when ever I have a horrible day I just listen to one moosebutter song and I feel a whole lot better. You guys are amazing!

Hi!!!
SMILE!!!!

Bye
~Megan

*tear* *sniff, sniff*

WHY MOOSEBUTTER WHY?

I was sooo sad when I found out that you were breaking up.

*tear, tear*

:(

so... my friend and I were listening to the mbpodcast during math today... and it was pretty great! we were laughing our heads off, and people were giving us weird looks! of course... people always give me weird looks, but oh well! have a fabulous day!

Hey guys i can't believe you guys were on sons of provo. that is so cool.

hey,
you guys should bring back I Shop at D.I. I think it is sooooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Official announcement of Moosebutter's breakup . . . I sure hope you're kidding . . .

I had the flu, which turned into a sinus infection and bronchitis, so I was stuck in bed for 4 days. The only thing running through my head the whole time? Uncle Earl's Hairpiece. It wouldn't leave! So if you ever forget the words? I'm here to help, or you could just click your mouse a few more times and go to the lyrics page. That works too.

I just wanted to publicly heap praise and adulation upon moosebutter for coming to Delta, Utah.
Although my children are singing "Doug" and my wife is singing the Veggie Tales cheese burger song and both of your CD's have been playing nonstop for two days!
My hair has turned grayer, that is what hair I haven't pulled out yet. Oh my gosh I look like Jar Jar! Gee thanks guys.

Marc :O)

So...
I've checked this thing like everyday for the past three days in a row and saw the same name at the top with the same message....
So...
I thought...
I'd...
SHOW YOU SOME LOVE...
GO MOOSEBUTTER!!!!!

Kay!
Bye
~Megan

Olives are fruit. Jorge is vegetative.

My friends and I in middle school made this up:
The Veggie Spell-it Song

B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I I'm the broccoli and I don't know why.

C-A-R-R-O and a T Carrots are healthy for you and me.

Z-U-C-C-H-I-N-I Zucchini is delicious in my pie.

L-E-T-T-U-C-E Lettuce is delicious and helps us pee.

B-R-U-S-S-E-L sprouts I like to put them in my mouth.

C-A-B-B-A-G-E Cabbage is the best 'cuz it's fat and leafy.

These are unofficial additions to the song.

S to the Q-U-A-S-H Squash makes me say good stuff like "Quagullah skvaitch!"

A with an S-P aragus Asparagus is good and is a must!

O and an N and an I-O-N Onions are happy. Will this song ever end?

C-A-U-L-I-F-L-O-W-E-R Cauliflower's white and schkvishy (squishy) and a STAR!

P-A-R sley with B-A sil These spices send us away from hell.

S-P-I n n n n n nach Spinach helped Popeye! This is your wish!

R-H-U-B-A-R-B Rhubarb pie is just for me!

O-L-I-V-Eeee Olives are good as oil and good for me!

S and an A-U-E-R-K-R-A-U with T SAUERKRAUT!Germanosity will set me free!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (or is it?)

P-I-C-K-L-E-S Pickles? Great. Now we put this song to rest.

GOOFEDYGOOF :)

I am so sorry about my crazy friends. But it's always good to have a dose of laughter and randomness each day, right? Oh yeah, all I have to do it listen to moosebutter to get that! You still rock, and my sister still talks about our weekend in Chicago two years ago. Wow, I can't believe it was that long ago. Anyways, she says Hi. Have a great day!

To my friend who knows who this is:
Sorry for throwing that paper clip at you. I wanted to get your attention. You need to come look at my computer when you can.
To that Kirsten girl:
I love it when you comment your so funny! You make me happy.
To Moosebutter:
You are the most amazingest awesomest rockingest group EVER!!!

ok so now I feel bad...this comment belongs to Caitlin...I wish I could talk about how cool she is but that would fill the ENTIRE page! So I'll just leave it w/ you're really awesome.(I hope you don't feel left out anymore now)

P.S. I still get to go to the JB concert with ou right???

Nope caitlin. I just love Megan...

J/K!!!!! You're both AMAZING! Almost as amazing as
duh duh duh MOOSEBUTTER!

p.s. Caitlin and Megan are really excited. They just found out we have a set of Encyclopedia of Mormonism in our school library.

(btw. I'm still excited even though I've known about it for 3 years...)...j/k love ya megan!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! can i have Doug's address? I want to send him a valentine card!


...Hi Megan!

Hey guys!!!
I haven't talked to you guys in forever so I thought I would drop in and say...................
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!!
and I love your music.
GO MOOSEBUTTER!
Anyways... um... Caitlin, Kiersten, and I are wishing you guys would come out to Indiana so we can hang out again.

Well
Bye
~Megan
P.S. Don't let Lightbulbs steal your raisins!!!

you guys are amazing! I love your music. I always run home from school to listen to it. It sometimes drives my mom and dad insane, but they are starting to admit they like it. Just thought I'd tell you!

I definitely vote yes for the crazy long words to appear in a Moosebutter song. It would be most entertaining!

Oh yeah! So I got a ride to school from seminary with this guy Chuck today and he's another person from my youth who took piano class and all 4 of them get the same class next tri. but I was all alone in mine....well not alone...and I had you guys with me but ...you dont count..sorry! :)j/k

...what was I going to say? I got so distracted by the awesome comments...

I've heard that... volcano disease word before... somewhere. But that's an awesome word too! I vote moosebutter does a song on long words.... All in favor?

hey guys!!!!! i totally love your group! it is like..... the best!

I've got a word for you: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (i think that's how you spell it) it means a disease in the lungs caused by volcano dust

Hey moosebutter! Long time, no write! I was listening to my ipod on shuffle today, and Uncle Earl's Hairpiece came on, it scared me really bad. A slower song had just ended, and then it was BAM! It made me smile.

SO!

hmm, that's one for the song... anyone else??

Triplet, eh? I sure feel sorry for Weston's parents . . .

so

All those in favor of a song about hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia*... say so.
*see post below also by Joey

I'm auditioning for Grease with Captain Organic Veggie Man. I don't have the song so I'm not going to be able to do the vegetable and animal noises. :-( (My favorite noise is the hot chile pepper.) I hope you have something very funny and witty to say about this comment.

Hey Weston, are you one of the . . . uh, what would you call them . . . announcer-esque/dealer kinda guys . . . at BYU basketball games? I went to the game today, and it was either you, or your twin.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Why do people look before they flush?

To the three who posted before this post:
What school do you go to? Just give me the initials. I want to see if we go to the same school. I go to AFJH.

Hey you guys are so fun! I loved your show thanks for coming to my school.

HEy thanks so much for comming to our school... it was pretty funny...

you guys are awesome!!! hope you come to my school again soon!!!!

You guys are so freakin' hilarious!! Thanks for coming to my school today.

You guys are AWESOME. I wish I could do the same when I am bored, but i guess that i am not that cool.

to qoute Caitlin..."I didn't believe that that phobia of long words was a real word, so I went and looked it up. Now it's my new favorite word. I suggested we put it on back of my school's academic superbowl shirt, and everyone said that had to do with english, not science, so it's not going on. But I tried. It is an awesome word though, you should make a song about it."

um...yeah I'd have to say that only the English team would want that on the shirts...although there are several very...unique people on the social studies team with me who might like it and in fine arts it's only the three of us and two other people...