Pesticides Man and Captain Veggie Man, you two need to work out your differences. In the spirit of Christmas, you should stop arguing, and apologize to each other. I don't know what happened but, I'm sure it was an accident. Just let it go. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Pesticides Man and Captain Veggie Man, you two need to work out your differences. In the spirit of Christmas, you should stop arguing, and apologize to each other. I don't know what happened but, I'm sure it was an accident. Just let it go. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Pesticides Man and Captain Veggie Man, you two need to work out your differences. In the spirit of Christmas, you should stop arguing, and apologize to each other. I don't know what happened but, I'm sure it was an accident. Just let it go. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas a few days early. Hope all of you and all of your fans have a wonderful Holiday.

Was that really Jorge on I've Got a Secret?

I am a procrastinator. I went to your concert in Springville on December 2nd and I haven't let everybody know that I totally loved it. It was my one year anniversery of being really introduced to Moosebutter. Yay. I was also thinking of going to the concert today until I found out it was cancelled...bummer...

You all are great. I ordered six of your CDs for my nephews. That was back on December 1st! I still have not gotten them! I bought them as Christmas gifts and I'm getting worried that they will not get here in time! My nephews love your songs you're better than weird Al! But come on fellas throw me a bone and send those CDs please! Christmas is just six days away!

Hi. I love you guys. You are AMZING!!!! I listen to you whenever I'm bored, which makes me nonbored. Ok...I'll go now.

When is this "moosechat" thing you guys were planning on coming to be?

I'd say your secret identity is . . . SECRET! Ha, you fool

Hello to all that say that this website is their home. I give a shout out to you all. I just want to know that I am officially retiring my regular counterpart name, which I will leave you to guess. If somebody guesses my real name, then you will get a free prize.

(free prizes include nothing)

-Pesticides Man

I need a freakin' dees ember! But i can't get any because i don't have any money, and i am too lazy to get money. all i do is listen to moosebutter every day. I like my habit, and it is good, but still, i think i am drowning in butter!

Who do i send the letter to? I found it, but now i just need to send it somewhere....

I SAID, "BRING BACK THE PIRATE SONG!!!"

Whaddup??? Apparently I have nothing to say, so I'll just leave you with this. Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!

So I bought the C.D. when it was on pre-order, will it come soon? Or was that just the downloadable c.d.? But I thought it said that the c.d. came with it too. Just wondering if I needed to add it to my Christmas list really fast.

u guys are funny...

i heard about you from these two missionaries in my area... they love you too.

there good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go see them

Oh yeah, well, I already said I was sorry for MY mistakes, and you are just a meanie. I would bombard you with pesticides right now, but if you say sorry, then you might live through it...

Your show was so cool on saturday! I loved it! you need to make more See Dees and some Udder Wons to! Remember for Papusas. ;)

Anyone who allies himself with MSG and Chinese food doesn't deserve anyone's apologies

Bleh, Mass MURDERERS

I don't apologize to mass murderes

Oh, and I noticed that Captain Veggie Man never apologized to Pesticides Man, which I think is rude, to tell you what...

So, what's up with the Pesticides Veggie Man thing? And I've been reading them through, and I've been laughing my head off. Just thought I'd tell you.

These guys are the best!!! today will be my second time seeing them live. They are ingenious, everyone should spread the word that Moosebutter is the best!!! And one more thing... We need to prove that Southern Utah likes Moosebutter more than these Davis-countians!!!!

So, how 'bout them Bears?

Today I watched Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest. I heard rumors that Bill Nye the Science guy acted as Davy Jones, but at the credits, it said Bill Nighy, not Bill Nye, so the kids a school are liars.

hey guys I know its been awhile but I ahve been managing boys swimming and I hvae been really busy and all. I downloaded the rudolph song.... well both of them the outakes one it is so funny it jsut clicked in my mind that I need to write you. THIS SECTION IS TO WESTON YOU NEVER EMAILED OUR ( ASHLEY AND THE OTHER ASHLEY) PICTURES OF US IN FRONT THE PEPSI STAGE. THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

Love,
Other Ashley (The cooler one)

someone needs to start something in this that we can discuss. ahem... how 'bout that new CD?

Dude, these guys are awesome! They came to my school and for the 5 min they where there, they are so cool. The funniest stuff I've herd. You guys keep it up! I'll see ya at one of your concerts!

Very convincing words, Veggie Man. But still, you need to apologize.

Is this promoting proper grammar? Many of these people seem to lack the care of true grammar.

This seems very serious...maybe.

To the tune of "I Was Walking in the Park One Day"


I was strolling through the zoo one daaaay! Bum Bum Bum
And I saw a loose lion in the maaaaze! Bum Bum
And I realized I was in a caaaage! Bum

Abrupt pause.

Lion roar.

Increased tempo.

I was sprinting past a cage one daaay!

Wishing there was an occupent that day!!

But alas! Abrupt pause.

Running past the...

And that is as far as I have gotten.

Mysterious song writer prodigy.

Thus, it goes to show, the one's closest to you can be your undoing. You must learn to forgive, Pesticides man, else your hatred be your undoing. Pesticides are a good thing, when used in small quantities, if you simply let go of your hatred towards all living beings, you can be whole again. I welcome the day you realize this

Derf? Gung-hay-fat-choy, gungfuclunpow!

Last night I was studying for a 60 elements quiz, and I could never remember how to spell bismuth. I would spell it bithmus. So my mom said that with someone with a lisp, moosebutter would be muthbutter. I have remembered it since. Way to go moosebutter!!

Does everybody know about the butter cow in the Utah State Fair? Well, I should petition them to make it into a moose next year. so then it would be a butter moose, hence, my awesome joke.

Moosebutter is going a little fancy at this next concert...$32. I thought 17.50 was a lot. It will be amazing though. The 10 minutes you were on stage, literally, paid it off. I'm sure it will be this time too. Have fun!

Hi I'm Pesticides Boy you may have heard of me from T.V dinners or from pesticides (super) man. Pesticides Man is lifting weights right now, just so you know.

(P.S. I know his weakness! Hit him with a ripe squash, and if you hit him with a dead squash he'll be healed)

Haven't you realized yet, Veggie Man? You are the cause of my tomato destroying powers! Remember that sample of MSG? You got jealous that my tomatoes were much redder and plumper than yours, and you dumped that MSG on my tomatoes! Then, after I ate some, and so did the rest of my family, we all got our vegetable destroying powers!

Oh, I am suprised to see you reply so quickly, Veggie Man. Are you watching me? Because I know I am watching you. So how could you be watching me while I am watching you? Because you are a liar, Veggie Man!

Ruined your tomatoes?! But you're pesticides man! You cause the death of all tomatoes! In fact, my best friend was MSG'd by you, you fiend! I'll have you if it destroys me!

I am coming for you, Veggie Man. Today, I will come and get you, and you will be sorry for ruining my tomatoes all those years ago. I'm coming for you.

Wow. This guestbook has gotten... big? Well, it's great to see so many M.B. fans.

I'm one of the Davis County Moose-ians. And I'm just posting to say thank you so much. It was a really fun concert (the Springville Christmas one) It is so nice to just get away and have fun, even if it means driving all the way out there. It was well worth it. Your Christmas CD sounds great! Thank you guys. I hope I can see you again sometime. I have a choir concert on the 18th. I wanted to come with my family. Some other time! Well, thank you again and I hope the future concerts go well!

Sarah

Scoundrel?! Well, it takes one to know one, you hooligan of the English order! I'll have you know, Greenpeace just signed your death warrant!

"WOOOT FOR 'FREAKING' DAVIS COUNTY!"

WOOOT! Thanks Patti's mom for taking all of us. Yes, bravery is one of my many skills...tehe. I'd brave anything for a free ride all the way to Springville to see Moosebutter! Last night marked one year of a great friendship with some of the coolest friends ever. I owe lots to a brave Patti who invited me to go to a Moosebutter concert with a bunch of her insane friends. Hehe, although not as insane now...unless...I'm just becoming more insane...most likely the later. Baby Bukoo...Mwhahaha...I guess that could illustrate my insanity...


"Squash!!"-(only becuase i didn't get to yell it out last night)

My dad has never really listened to your c.d.s, but last night when we were putting up the tree, I turned on dee's ember while he was on a phone call. He came back downstairs, heard like a half minute of it and knew it was y*u. He says you have a unique music style. It might also have helped that it was Fruitcake, you never know.

Look at the entry below me.

you guys are totally sweet!!!!

P.S. Dee's Ember CD is a keeper--Dave and I and Christy and Amanda and Amanda and Jimmy and Molly and Sarah and Patti (Jimmy's a brave guy!) listened to it all the way through TWICE on the way home (and my van's really not all that big...)

YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! Your Christmas concert was just so muchly wonderfully fun. Had to post before I find my warm bed... it was a long, cold drive home!

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This just in. Since Tocshe Station filled stock with power converters, thousands of the previously thought 'extinct' Gungans flocked towards Tatooine, probably to make sure Tocshe Station gets destroyed with flying power converters. And so you know, after the empire took over the galaxy, the first order of Emperor Palpatine was to destroy the Gungan race.

RAISE THE MOOSE! RAISE THE MOOSE! You guys should make iron-on sticky thingys. you know, the party favors that the rich kids give you... yeah... and you should also make moosebutter hats, and beanies, and... give away Weston's sweaty headbands. That is all.

What's up with me? And what about that scoundrel, Veggie Man? This is what's up! Veggie Man is a cheater, and a liar, and he cheated long ago at the Vegetable Fair! That is why I turned against all that is green, and refreshing! That's what's up!

PPPS are you ever going to update the "About Us" section???

PPS I like pizza.

PS what's up with "Pesticide man" and "Captain Veggie Man"? That's just wierd.

I saw you at the Orem Library.I gave my algebra teacher a flyer and he said he might go to the Christmas concert! But I couldn't go because I had a scout campout.

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This just in. Tocshe Station reports power converter surplus. The station says that a whiney customer complains that his Uncle wouldn't let him get the converters, and by the time he got there, they were all out. So to satisfy reports, the very famous station filled stock.

Today in school I put moosebutter pictures all over my stuff and I had reactions! Now tons of people are coming to the Springville concert! Yay! I'm so happy!

Bring back the Pirate Song!

You skipped a verse on the luck o' the irish lyrics. just so you know.

Moosebutter is totally rockin awesome! RAISE THE MOOSE!

YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY WICKED!!!!!!!
Thanx for coming to our school! (SJHS)

Yay! Moosebutter in Springville tomorrow! I'm so happy!

yes that is my real name, you guys are so creative. do you write all of your own songs?

Y'all moosebutters should make a kind of cheese that you can put on crackers, and say on the box that it's a good super bowl snack. and i'll leave you with this. Da Bears!

I just want to say that there are way toooooo many Caitlin's in the world. As well as Megan and Hannah's.

I am madly in love with moosebutter and would like to know what date would work for the wedding...I'm free on Friday. Just let me know.

Dude yall are awsome!

SO...IF I ORDERED THE C.D WHEN YOU WERE TAKING THE PREORDERS, HAVE THOSE BEEN SENT? OR ARE THEY STILL COMING OUT ON DEC. 1? JUST WONDERING....YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!

I have seen Moosebutter make a heartless man laugh. They are truly an accapella group of miracles.

I'M SO FREAKIN' EXCITED FOR MOOSEBUTTER IN SPRINGVILLE THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BARELY SLEEP ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ian

OH MY GOSH!!! Westin is so amazing! all i can think about is him. he makes my wildest dreams come true. he even emailed me back on my emails about a giant ducky attacking him....a little strange but i can dig it

I love Jingle Bells! It's so . . . . . . . pretty.

I have quite a history in moosebutter. I was... about... I don't know... 4 when i first heard moosebutter. I was in the recording studio that day, and I saw a bunch of lists that had new songs on them, and one of the few words I could read then was "Star Wars", so in the end it turns out that I was looking at the first lyrics for the See Dee.

so do you guys really bite the heads of of terkiys

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we neeeeed you guyssssss in davis county!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was just listening to KODJ when I heard 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight', and I kept on thinking to myself, "WHERE'S THAT CELLPHONE??!!?!"

*sniff* You don't have to be a meanie, Veggie Man! I'm going to go tell my mommy! *sniff* You are so mean since I accidentally ruined your tomatoes at the gardening fair!

Won gniog ma I dna ,ytsan era sananab. .Seotamot ekil I ,olleh.

SOme of the songs aren't that good.
SOme of them (BEliever, Frosty, Rudolph, Feliz Navidad) are great, but others, not really.
I liked your other cds better

Or rather no new better shtuffs!! Because you can't get any better!! Because your GREAT!!! Frosted flakes..ok, now we're really done!!!! BYE

you really DO NOT need better stuffs. We LOVE your music just as it is. It DOES NOT need to change. It is unique just how it is. Do we get the point across? ok..good. Oh~ one last thing:

How do you sit left side right down backwards forwards left? An answer would be greatly appreciated. Bye!

hi my friend kassidi jo, made me a moosebutter CD it was pretty funny, but u need better shtuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just wanted to tell you that I have the whole song Feliz Navidad to the point of singing, all except the part where Weston rolls his r's. Just can't do it; just not possible. Megan really likes Holly Ivy. She is trying to say the really fast part really fast. She's trying right now...well sort of. Now we're listening to I'm a Believer. But she made me repeat Holly Ivy. Megan says I'm really tired, because Im having spelling issures. SHe made me leave those. Ok...time for us to fo....bye! Bye!(megan)

I absolutley LOVED the new CD. LOVE IT. LOVED IT. LOVED IT. LOVED IT

Did I mention that I LOVED it.

Me

I laugh at your pitiful attempt to mock me! You will never triumph, as good will always be good, and being the good it is, it will never be defeated by something that is not good, which would be known as bad, and bad will always be bad! I see my logic has astounded you! Tremble before my vegetable awing psiological, psychological and pathological powers!

Oh yeah? Bring it... you- you- TOMATO!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

Ah! But you are mistaken, Pesticides man! Your ignorance of the latin language has led me to your hideout! I will triumph!

I absolutely love your C.D. Your music is about the only Christmas music I can stand to listen to nowadays, thanks to the early Christmas musc blitz.

I have to say that out of the songs I have listened to, Frosty is my favorite. But that could change, since I was doing an English assignment while half-listening. So I am now off to listen to the rest!!

Wooh Hoo! It's out! I'm going to two moosebutter schows this month! Whooh Who!

Squee! Moosebutter is coming to my college! I'm so dragging my roommate to the show.

You little fool! I never had a signal! It's just a figure of speech! Get it right, fool!

Pesticides Man, you still haven't told me what your signal looks like!

Yes! Now I can trace this entry of yours back to your secret base, Veggie Man! I'll get you this time!

-Pesticides Man